Yuengling bottle opener

I found this Yuengling tap handle at a thrift store -- bizarre since you can't get Yuengling west of Pennyslvania -- and knew I had to do something sweet with it. A bottle opener can disappear like sock partners in a clothes dryer, but what if one was the size of a tap handle?

I cut the bottle opener off of a wine corkscrew, ground down the ridges and married it to the tap handle. An fine instrument to wield, indeed.